Continuing the tradition of chaos and mayhem, the heirs to the Kingdom of Cujo will document their exploits and shennanigans. Follow them as they carry on in the spirit that we've all come to love...........and fear.

Sunday, July 23, 2017

Lenny Lenny Lenny!

 *******Scribe's Note:
         It has been brought to my attention that owing to his very thick Mexi-Spani-Russo-Celti-Anglo-Inuit accent, Squiggy's writings can be difficult to understand. Moving forward, I will attempt to modify and translate his words without altering the basic content or syntax. That being said, some of his words and terms still flummox me and will be included in their original form/spelling. I apologize in advance for any misunderstandings and wish you luck.

First of alls, I am vurry honored that so many pibbles have taken the times to red mah first poost. I supposes mebbe I chould scratch some mores wordses.

Todays I tink I chould tells you more abouts my leetle frend Lenny.

Lenny is, how you say? Ummmm.......crazy, insanes, loco, looney toons, squirrelly, psycho-nut, not right in his heads, certifiablys freaky and probably unstable. He es not only self-destructive, he es everyting else destructive.

If Lenny was a sammitch, he would be a peabut-nutter and nut sammitch served on a bed of nuts with two sides of nuts and a bowl of nuts for desserts (best paired with a fine nut wine). 

He tinks that dere are two types of tings on earths: Tings that are dead, and tings that needs killing.  

The she-pibble tinks that he is a alien.

There may be some truths in her theery. On the day that the leetle goof arrived, it was a dark and stormy nights. Suddenly in the darks, there appeared a very large, black space-um chip. I tink it came from the planet "Ford" and was obviously a chip of exploration because it saids "Expedition" on da side. A pibble I had never met before opened da back and pulled out a carrier ting dat had da Lenny inside it. She put the carrier ting inside my door and den ran back to her chip, yelling over her choulder "HE'S ALL YOURS NOW, AND MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOLES!!".

I do not knows why God chould protect our feets, but mebbe it was an alien blessings.

When my pibbles opened the carrier ting, a little bitties bi-colored machine (pronounced ma-cheen) of destruction popped outs and attacked a bed poost. It has not stopped attacking tings since.

My pibbles call him a "rescue cat". All the cats in my house is "rescue cats", but in Lenny's case, I tink  it was the shelter that was "rescued" when they adopted hims.

Lenny has no fears. It no matters how bigs someting is, Lenny will attempts to kills it. Most cats try to kills small tings likes spideys, moosies, stringses and such. Lenny, he kills choos, boxes, sofas and large appliances.

Even as I writings this, he is chewing on the vacuum cleaners.

Mebbe the pibbles will come in soon and turn it offs.

Thursday, July 20, 2017

Welcome to Dis Blogs


Mah name es Squiggajandro Alvaraez Montoya Phillipe Eduardo Jose MacDonald Rodriguez Dominguez Dunn.

But mah pibbles call me Squiggy.

Mah pibbles sayed that me and me leetle brahther shood start telling udder pibbles our taughts and stuffs. I dunno why, but I weel do as dey ask.......for now.

First of alls, pleez say hallo to me leetle frend. His name es Lenny, but everybodies calls him Lenny.

Say hallo Lenny.


Lenny es still youngun, so he doan say much yets.


Shush Lenny, Squiggy speeking nows.

Most of you knows mah pibbles from the scratchings of da mancat Cujo, who livid here befores me. Dey seem pretty well traint and mostly harmless. 

Doug es lowest ranking pibble. He has much fur on lip and es often chasing me and Lenny through casa picking up stuffs we breaks. He none too bright. I give him to Lenny.

Kathy es top pibble. She has soft laps and tinks we should not climbs curtains, chairs and legs. She needs more triainings. I keep her for mahselfs.

Ivan es big, estupido orange mancat. He es like a rock, but without the deep thoughts rock has. I likes him, he make good bouncy pad.

Jaq es blonde wierdo cat. She es smarts, but hides it well. She always hiding in boxes, making schemes. I no trusts her. Someday, I makes Lenny smack her.

Not yet Lenny, you still too leetle.

Also, dere is Tiger Lily. She verrry noying. She puts mah teeths on edges. She has more whine than Napa Valley. She hides on the she-pibble's head a lot and sends nasty noises at me.

So dis is whats I deals with. 

Since dis is mah first poost, I will keep it shorts. I will writes when I feels like it. Lenny will also be helping me when I can pulls him off da drapes. 

Lenny's Turn

Today, I tinks maybe Lennys should writes the blog. He tinks dis is soooo easy, so I turns it over to hims to try. I no tells him what to w...