Mah name es Squiggajandro Alvaraez Montoya Phillipe Eduardo Jose MacDonald Rodriguez Dominguez Dunn.
But mah pibbles call me Squiggy.
Mah pibbles sayed that me and me leetle brahther shood start telling udder pibbles our taughts and stuffs. I dunno why, but I weel do as dey ask.......for now.
First of alls, pleez say hallo to me leetle frend. His name es Lenny, but everybodies calls him Lenny.
Say hallo Lenny.
KILL KILL KILL!!!!!!!
Lenny es still youngun, so he doan say much yets.
KILL KILL KILL!!!!!!
Shush Lenny, Squiggy speeking nows.
Most of you knows mah pibbles from the scratchings of da mancat Cujo, who livid here befores me. Dey seem pretty well traint and mostly harmless.
Doug es lowest ranking pibble. He has much fur on lip and es often chasing me and Lenny through casa picking up stuffs we breaks. He none too bright. I give him to Lenny.
Kathy es top pibble. She has soft laps and tinks we should not climbs curtains, chairs and legs. She needs more triainings. I keep her for mahselfs.
Ivan es big, estupido orange mancat. He es like a rock, but without the deep thoughts rock has. I likes him, he make good bouncy pad.
Jaq es blonde wierdo cat. She es smarts, but hides it well. She always hiding in boxes, making schemes. I no trusts her. Someday, I makes Lenny smack her.
KILL KILL KILL!!!!!
Not yet Lenny, you still too leetle.
Also, dere is Tiger Lily. She verrry noying. She puts mah teeths on edges. She has more whine than Napa Valley. She hides on the she-pibble's head a lot and sends nasty noises at me.
So dis is whats I deals with.
Since dis is mah first poost, I will keep it shorts. I will writes when I feels like it. Lenny will also be helping me when I can pulls him off da drapes.