Continuing the tradition of chaos and mayhem, the heirs to the Kingdom of Cujo will document their exploits and shennanigans. Follow them as they carry on in the spirit that we've all come to love...........and fear.

Thursday, July 20, 2017

Welcome to Dis Blogs

Hallo

Mah name es Squiggajandro Alvaraez Montoya Phillipe Eduardo Jose MacDonald Rodriguez Dominguez Dunn.

But mah pibbles call me Squiggy.

Mah pibbles sayed that me and me leetle brahther shood start telling udder pibbles our taughts and stuffs. I dunno why, but I weel do as dey ask.......for now.

First of alls, pleez say hallo to me leetle frend. His name es Lenny, but everybodies calls him Lenny.

Say hallo Lenny.

KILL KILL KILL!!!!!!!

Lenny es still youngun, so he doan say much yets.

KILL KILL KILL!!!!!!

Shush Lenny, Squiggy speeking nows.

Most of you knows mah pibbles from the scratchings of da mancat Cujo, who livid here befores me. Dey seem pretty well traint and mostly harmless. 

Doug es lowest ranking pibble. He has much fur on lip and es often chasing me and Lenny through casa picking up stuffs we breaks. He none too bright. I give him to Lenny.

Kathy es top pibble. She has soft laps and tinks we should not climbs curtains, chairs and legs. She needs more triainings. I keep her for mahselfs.

Ivan es big, estupido orange mancat. He es like a rock, but without the deep thoughts rock has. I likes him, he make good bouncy pad.

Jaq es blonde wierdo cat. She es smarts, but hides it well. She always hiding in boxes, making schemes. I no trusts her. Someday, I makes Lenny smack her.
  
KILL KILL KILL!!!!!

Not yet Lenny, you still too leetle.

Also, dere is Tiger Lily. She verrry noying. She puts mah teeths on edges. She has more whine than Napa Valley. She hides on the she-pibble's head a lot and sends nasty noises at me.

So dis is whats I deals with. 

Since dis is mah first poost, I will keep it shorts. I will writes when I feels like it. Lenny will also be helping me when I can pulls him off da drapes. 

25 comments:

  1. Great first blog post, Squiggy! Keep up the good work!

    Lenny would make a fine Marine if he was a pibble.

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  2. Tank you Meg. Lenny says being Marine would be much fun.

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  3. Squiggy, I think you understand Doug and Kathy!

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  4. Welcome! And Larry, chill out man...

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    1. Lenny does not know this words "chill".

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  5. I'm so happy to see a new blog thingy from the Dunn Cat Kingdom!! Great start, Sir Squiggy. I look forward to future scratchings from your royal paws as well as those of your "leetle friend", Lenny ❤

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  6. Oh my Squiggy and Lenny what a brilliant first blog thingy. I look forward to more of your taughts and stuffs xx

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  7. Master Squiggajandro Alvaraez Montoya Phillipe Eduardo Jose MacDonald Rodriguez Dominguez Dunn.With a name like that was you mama a ally cat..claiming lots of kitty daddys names to gets nip deals from the Tom cats running the ally.. She seems to have it all covered.. MOL but your new Pibbles and fur bofers and sissters Lobs you anyways... Purrs and head bonks too you and Lenny ..KILLER..

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    1. I did not knows my mommacat, but she gives good names. :)

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  8. I'm thinking Izzy and Squiggy are gonna get along great. They speak the same language. Congratulations guys!!!

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  9. Oh my, you have such a way with words, Squiggy! I wish you many more exciting finess-filled poosts! Hi to Lenny, too. <3 <3

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  10. Oh, my gosh - you two are just the Livin' Daylights for your Pibbles! It would seem you are going to do well with your thoughts for us to read about and that the main-man-cat paved a good way for you to do so. I look forward to hearing all about your adventures. Carry on!

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  11. Hallo Squiggajandro Alvaraez Montoya Phillipe Eduardo Jose MacDonald Rodriguez Dominguez Dunn and your lettle friend Lenny! Mighty nice to make your acquaintances. Your english is so good! Looking forward to hearing your account of the events at the Dunn home.

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    1. Tank you Kathy. I is still workings on da English, but I appreciates the encouragements!

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  12. OMC, I just read all three blog posts and just got the connection with the names. I am what they call a pibble of very little brains sometimes.

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    1. Is no problems. My boy pibbles is of very leetle brains. Hope you enjoys my scratchings!

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